I mean, what says "I care" more than a set of patent leather knee pads? Especially in such classy packaging! As if the image of a woman's gaping mouth wasn't enough, it actually says "Buy one and get one pearl necklace free!" on the side of the box. Honestly, what better way to ask your lady for more fellatio while simultaneously letting her know you care about the state of her knees? Or maybe you're just implying that you're expecting her to be on them so much that they'll surely get all banged up, and no classy gentleman wants a ladyfriend with ugly knees, right? Right.
It seems like a pretty nice gesture.
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