This is my day

In photos and stupid captions

Last night we went to a hotel room; it had a lamp

My sister and I ate some girl scout cookies and my sister made awkward faces at me

I slept in the most comfortable hotel bed in existence

I like to wear pencil skirts and sit on beds

I tried to hide the ugly chair with my stuff; it was unsuccessful

We kept our girl scout cookies next to our beds because we are smart ladies

There was a large Phillies fan in the room next door

Our bathroom had an adorable blow-dryer that I wanted to steal (but didn't)

We got breakfast at a restaurant specializing in bagels

My sister had coffee

Sandy had tea

Sandy threatened the Phillies fan

My burrito was less tasty than it was photogenic

Phillies fan enjoyed his burrito, as evidenced here

We had lots of nonsense on our table in the aftermath of our breakfast

My sister was skeptical of my leftover potatoes

Restaurant mints are wonderful

Then we went to an antique store and my sister put on a hat

It was kind of an odd antique shop

We went to a garage sale. It wasn't very good

So we went to another antique shop

I am excellent at holding still in low light situations

There was a mannequin wearing a mu mu

Then we drove for a while

And we ended up on a beach

where there was a dead crab striking a dramatic pose

and some stairs

Then we went to an underexposed fruit stand

I used a porta-potty

Then we drove some more, this time with fruit

And then I got home and hung around in the kitchen for a few hours and ate a lot

That is all.